_{ISAAC .}

 _{isaac  was  absolutely  sure  his  information  regarding  the  things  that  creep  within  shadows,  the  horrors  that  go  bump  in  the  night,  was  AMPLE.} 

 _{more  than  ample,  actually.   he’s  dealt  with  homicidal  revenge  lizards,  he’s  dealt  with  twin  alpha  werewolves  who  do  some  weird   anime  morph  to  become  a  giant  douche-wolf.  he’s  seen  some  shit.   he  thought  that  he  knew  enough  about  the  supernatural  that  nothing  could  leave  him  shocked,  let  alone  flabbergasted.}

 _{but  no.}

 _vampires.

 _{fucking  VAMPIRES.}

_{‘  you’re  fucking  with  me.  witches,  fine.  witches  are  cool.  ’    he’s  tempted  to  say  witches are  hot  but  he’s  really  only  met  one  ————  but  to  be  fair,   the  one  witch  he  has  met  is  fucking  gorgeous,  breath  taking   actually.    ‘  but  vampires?  is  asthon  kutcher  about  to  jump  out?  am  i  on  punk’d?  i  can  already  see  the  trailer.  SUPER  CUTE  WEREWOLF  BOY  PRANKED  BY WITCH,   what  happens  next  will  shock  you.  ’}

          LITTLE   SHOCKS   HER    ANYMORE .          _{least   of   all   new   discoveries   of   mythos    ;    once   thought   only   lore   but   rings   TRIED   AND   TRUE .          arches   rise   on   tender   brow ,   chin   coming   to   rest   upon   palm   with   a   smile   in   mock   offense .}      scoff expels .          _{to   hail   from}     BEACON   HILLS    _and      JUDGE     _{new   orleans   truths   is   half   comical ,   half}     ^{absurd .}          _{lashes   dust   rosette   cheek   in   exasperation ,   head   shaking   in   the   slightest   as   verbiage   tumbles   with   laced}    wit .

_{❛     ───     oh ,   because   beacon   hills   is}     SO   NORMAL    _{?          what ,   you   believe   in   fox   spirits   but   you     DRAW   THE   LINE     at   vampires ?    ❜}

_{mirth   falls   in   accordance   with   widened   gaze   at   sheer}    vanity  _{,     (    even   if   feigned    ) .          petals}    seal   _{puckered   in  amusement .          ❛     ───     wow .          and}      HUMBLE    _{too .    ❜}