ISAAC .

 isaac  was  absolutely  sure  his  information  regarding  the  things  that  creep  within  shadows,  the  horrors  that  go  bump  in  the  night,  was  AMPLE. 

 more  than  ample,  actually.   he’s  dealt  with  homicidal  revenge  lizards,  he’s  dealt  with  twin  alpha  werewolves  who  do  some  weird   anime  morph  to  become  a  giant  douche-wolf.  he’s  seen  some  shit.   he  thought  that  he  knew  enough  about  the  supernatural  that  nothing  could  leave  him  shocked,  let  alone  flabbergasted.

 but  no.

 vampires.

 fucking  VAMPIRES.

‘  you’re  fucking  with  me.  witches,  fine.  witches  are  cool.  ’    he’s  tempted  to  say  witches are  hot  but  he’s  really  only  met  one  ————  but  to  be  fair,   the  one  witch  he  has  met  is  fucking  gorgeous,  breath  taking   actually.    ‘  but  vampires?  is  asthon  kutcher  about  to  jump  out?  am  i  on  punk’d?  i  can  already  see  the  trailer.  SUPER  CUTE  WEREWOLF  BOY  PRANKED  BY WITCH,   what  happens  next  will  shock  you.  ’

          LITTLE   SHOCKS   HER    ANYMORE .          least   of   all   new   discoveries   of   mythos    ;    once   thought   only   lore   but   rings   TRIED   AND   TRUE .          arches   rise   on   tender   brow ,   chin   coming   to   rest   upon   palm   with   a   smile   in   mock   offense .      scoff expels .          to   hail   from     BEACON   HILLS    and      JUDGE     new   orleans   truths   is   half   comical ,   half     absurd .          lashes   dust   rosette   cheek   in   exasperation ,   head   shaking   in   the   slightest   as   verbiage   tumbles   with   laced    wit .

❛     ───     oh ,   because   beacon   hills   is     SO   NORMAL    ?          what ,   you   believe   in   fox   spirits   but   you     DRAW   THE   LINE     at   vampires ?    ❜

mirth   falls   in   accordance   with   widened   gaze   at   sheer    vanity  ,     (    even   if   feigned    ) .          petals    seal   puckered   in  amusement .          ❛     ───     wow .          and      HUMBLE    too .    ❜