_{ISAAC .}

 _{isaac  was  absolutely  sure  his  information  regarding  the  things  that  creep  within  shadows,  the  horrors  that  go  bump  in  the  night,  was  AMPLE.} 

 _{more  than  ample,  actually.   he’s  dealt  with  homicidal  revenge  lizards,  he’s  dealt  with  twin  alpha  werewolves  who  do  some  weird   anime  morph  to  become  a  giant  douche-wolf.  he’s  seen  some  shit.   he  thought  that  he  knew  enough  about  the  supernatural  that  nothing  could  leave  him  shocked,  let  alone  flabbergasted.}

 _{but  no.}

 _vampires.

 _{fucking  VAMPIRES.}

_{‘  you’re  fucking  with  me.  witches,  fine.  witches  are  cool.  ’    he’s  tempted  to  say  witches are  hot  but  he’s  really  only  met  one  ————  but  to  be  fair,   the  one  witch  he  has  met  is  fucking  gorgeous,  breath  taking   actually.    ‘  but  vampires?  is  asthon  kutcher  about  to  jump  out?  am  i  on  punk’d?  i  can  already  see  the  trailer.  SUPER  CUTE  WEREWOLF  BOY  PRANKED  BY WITCH,   what  happens  next  will  shock  you.  ’}

          LITTLE   SHOCKS   HER    ANYMORE .          _{least   of   all   new   discoveries   of   mythos    ;    once   thought   only   lore   but   rings   TRIED   AND   TRUE .          arches   rise   on   tender   brow ,   chin   coming   to   rest   upon   palm   with   a   smile   in   mock   offense .}      scoff expels .          _{to   hail   from}     BEACON   HILLS    _and      JUDGE     _{new   orleans   truths   is   half   comical ,   half}     ^{absurd .}          _{lashes   dust   rosette   cheek   in   exasperation ,   head   shaking   in   the   slightest   as   verbiage   tumbles   with   laced}    wit .

_{❛     ───     oh ,   because   beacon   hills   is}     SO   NORMAL    _{?          what ,   you   believe   in   fox   spirits   but   you     DRAW   THE   LINE     at   vampires ?    ❜}

_{mirth   falls   in   accordance   with   widened   gaze   at   sheer}    vanity  _{,     (    even   if   feigned    ) .          petals}    seal   _{puckered   in  amusement .          ❛     ───     wow .          and}      HUMBLE    _{too .    ❜}

_{ISAAC .}

_{‘  vampires.  ’     he’s  not  sure  whether  he’s  shocked  or  just  plain  irritated  by  the  mere  existence  of  the  species.    werewolves  he  knows  well,   believes  in  them  fully,   kitsune’s?  fine.  kanima’s?  annoying,  but  fine.  banshee’s?  sure.    but  fucking  vampires?   cue  him  ready  to  exit  the  supernatural  world  with  a  salute  &  a  promise  to  never  return.   ‘  like …  blood  sucking  freaks,   glorified  mosquito’s,  dracula,  edward  cullen,  all  that.  ’}

_@sacrife​

          KNIT   ARCHES   QUIRK   UPWARD      _{at   the   query ,   followed   closely   behind   with   the   slow   bloom   of   upturned   petals   in   quiet}     amusement .          _{lashes   brush   rosed   cheek ,}     pulling   open     _{after   with   assuring   gaze   at   opposite   hues .}        ❛     ───     and witches ,     ❜        _{comes   sly   reminder ,   frame   adjusting   to   toss   dark   tresses   behind   shoulder .} 

_{❛     ───     no .   they’re   …   nothing   like   what   you’ve   seen   in   movies .          holy   water ,   crucifixes ,   it’s   all   fake .    ❜}